Day 235: I'd like to have a word with you

2011 Total Earnings: $12,338

Today's Contest: Yogurty's Sweepstakes
Prize:  An iPad
How to enter:
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Yogurty is a new fro yo place.  The name makes me cringe.  There are certain words that make my penis shrink.  This is one of them.

Here are the others...

Squat
Slot
Moist (making it hard to go down the box cake aisle)
Moist panties
Slacks
(having said that...my mom used used to say, "Matthew, those are SMART slacks"...whiiiich is actually kinda awesome)

Sarah (my out of town guest) has some bad words too..

Geriatric

Bikini 

Twat

But as not to wallow in moist negativity...here are some words we like..

Quintessential
Quarrel
Bakery
Furniture
Bug



Word du Weekend:
Uncorroborated (a la the present terrorist threat)