Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Day 315: Banking Monopoly

2011 Total Earning:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Capital One App Sweeps
Prize:  Cash and iPads
How to Enter:  Give your money to a big bank (in this case Capital One), download their banking app on your pherne to check how much money you spent at Starbucks & Chipotle.

I am sorta inspired to move my money to a credit union. This has been a big push for a while in the Occupy Movement, but this Lazy Leticia here can't seem to get it together.
Switching all those direct deposits payments to a new bank....
Nooooooooooooo (somewhere between a high F and a high school girl whine)

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Day 314: Cover Up

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Luello Holiday Hook Up Sweeps
Prize: A Nobis Jacket to cover up with for winter, an Xbox 360,  and a $2,000 shopping spree On Luello
How to Enter:

Monday, November 28, 2011

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Day 312: Home Gaycore

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Various Furniture Contests
Prizes:  Thangs fah mah haas
How to enter:  Google "win shit furniture"

I need a sofa...this has been on my wish list since 2002.
So instead of saving up like a little money and buying one like a normal 34 32 29 year old man, I am bound and determined to win one.

I found some geeeourjeeous pieces in my searches...

Watch your back

Gaga Chair
(as in Lady Gaga is actually that chair)

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Day 311: The Woman in Black

2011 Total Earnings:   $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  AMC- The Woman in Black Sweepstakes
Prize:  A trip across the pond for you and 3 of your friends to London to see the premiere of Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe's new film "The Woman in Black"
How to Enter:

It's gloomy, rainy, cold in Chi Town Today.  I'm feeling like a woman in black myself....
a variation on a "Gaga makes bacon waffles on her Thanksgiving Special" theme.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Day 310: She's not in the mood

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Hershey's Ultimate At-home Game Sweeps
Prize:  Either a MAJOR Reese's Party  (complete with a marching band) or 50 grand.
How to enter:

I am like for reals hitting a wall with the blogging every day situaysh.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Day 308: Give em the bird

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  UShip:  The Shipping Price is Right
Prize:  $25 gift card
How to Enter:  Guess the cost of how much it would be to ship taxidermied turkeys from Michigan to Canada.

I was inspired to do some taxidermy research after seeing these turkeys.


Rodent, Rodeo The Musical!
"Ugch..and the weeeeasel, such a voice on that one.  Best part of the show.  Such a gift.
I gotta pee."

Gaga visits her friend's Brooklyn loft 

mouse squared

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Day 307: Trip to the North Pole

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Hallmark Channel Santariffic Sweeps
$18,500 trip to Finland a dog sled tour, a trip to Santa Claus Village, and a Northern Lights snowmobile excursion
How to enter:

If I don't win this trip to Santa's Village in Finland, s'fine, cuz I'll just go to the one by my mom's house right off Dundee Road in Dundee, IL....aaaaaaall the magic happenin' right by the Paintball explosion.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Day 306: Suit up or DIE

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  GQ's Connect--Tailor Made Style Sweepstakes
Prize:  A suit from the Italian fashion designer Corneliani and an iPad 2
How to enter:

I visited the Corneliani website.
Their stuff is sharp.
The music on their website makes you feel like you're in an International Thriller movie with Angelerna Jolehr.

Perfect, if on your to-do list are 1)get married  2) kill Angelerna Jolehr.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Day 305: Learning Curve

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Oprah's Tools For Success Sweeps
Prize:  Airbook, Nook Readers, cash
How to enter:

This contest is co-sponsored by Kumon...the learning development center.
This company is still in the running for America's next worst logo...

Your child comes in slower than the rest, then leaves looking like it too

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Day 304: Here Comes Santa Clause

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest: Simon Malls:  Ask Santa Sweepstakes
Prize:  10 thow
How to enter:

(sung)  It's beginning to look a lahhhht like Chrihhhhstmuhhhhhhs...ehhhhhverywheeeere you gooooooo...

Friday, November 18, 2011

Day 303: One of those Derz

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470

Today's Contest:  M'eh
Prize: Whatevs
How enter:  Blah bler bler

A bad day haiku....

Today sucked big balls
Thank god for good friends, Thai food
And my neighbor...Frank.  ;)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Day 302: She's tired

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Milstone-Spend a Minute with Milstone Sweepstakes
Prize:  10 Grand and some coffee
How to enter:

Winning some coffee might help right now.
Long day.
I'm exhausted....

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Day 301: Target Practice

2011 Total Earnings:  $12.470.60

Today's Contest:  Target 2 Day Sale Sweepstakes
Prize:  A 25 dollar Target gift card
How to enter:

Reason #22 I like Target...
They know their customers

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Day 300: Get a Handel

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Time Out NY Get this Sweeps
Prize:  Two Tix to Handel's Messiah
How to Enter:
Answer some trivia questions about the classical piece here...

Monday, November 14, 2011

Day 299: Christmas is Coming

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Hasbro:  KRE-O The Great Brick Giveaway
Prize:  Kids toys I don't want, but it was an instant win game and my need for immediate gratification kicked in.
How to Enter:
You have to say you are under 13 years old and then you can play a Spin the Kre-o" game
(KRE-Os are Transformer Lego-ish toys done by Hasbro that are out this holiday for your buying hysteria pleasure)

I lied about my age.  I said I was 11.  That meant putting in muh bday in the year 2000.  This is absurd on so many fronts.

I totally secretly want these toys.  I would use the lego-ey things to make dioramas (fave word, btw)...

I think the KRE-Os are going to be big this holiday season.  They are already selling out on the Target website.
Some other big sellers to look out for come black Friday....

Don't forget...Girls Only!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Day 298: Australia BBQ

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Darrell Lea Liquorice Australian BBQ
Prize:  $8,000 worth of meat
How to Enter:

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Day 297: It puts the lotion in the basket

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest: Tickets to Silence! The Musical
Prize:  2 Tickets to the the Off Broadway unauthorized musical adaptation of Silence of the Lambs
How to Enter:

I saw this show a few years ago at a musical theater festival.   It blew muh maihhhhnd.
She's playing off broadWAY now.

This show has everything your blockbuster-movie-musicalized-stage-show-adaptation needs....

Top rate actors (you've never heard of)

Catchy songs based off the movie lines, like...
"Are you about a size 14"
"If I could smell her cunt"

People dressed up like animals...

It's basically the Lion King of downtown theater....

Except with no shame and no Whoopi

Friday, November 11, 2011

Day 296: 11-11-11

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  11-11-11 Movie Premier Poster Contest
Prize: A poster from the movie signed by the director
How to Enter:

People are (sorta) celebrating the arrival of this palandromic date.
The aforementioned movie is premiering, lots of wishing is happening all day (particularly at 11:11), and lots of people are wearing corduroy (because the fabric resembles the date 11/11/11)

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Day 295: Best Buy

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  Best Buy Online Survey
Prize: 5grand
How to enter:  Buy sum'in at Best Buy and do the online survey from the receipt.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Day 294: Snowmobiles and Mustaches

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,470.60

Today's Contest:  UShip: The Shipping Price is Right
Prize:  $25 gift card
How to enter:

Guess how much it costs to send this snowmobile from TN to New York.

They are also having a mustache contest.  I would enter, but it's a popularity vote, so I would totally loose to any of the celebrities with mustaches out there....