Today's Contest: Purell: Happy and Healthy Sweeps
Prize: A trip to Orlando whitcho fam, and a box of Purell
How to Enter:
I chose this contest today cuz I'm sick. Like drink soup, wear a scarf and shuffle around the house like you're 85, sick.
I went on a trip to Chicago the other day and used the cheap generic hand sanitizer to ward off Mid Western germs, but it wasn't enough. She needed brand name Purell.
To show the aftermath of using generics, I documented myself sneezing....
Pre-sneeze: Generally miserable
The staggered breath mini snarl
The give it up to god gasp
The blast off
The post sneeze eighth of an orgasm tingle
Back to Les Miserables
(sung).....There is a castle on a cloud....