Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Day 231: Top Secret

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,338

Today's Contest:  O-Cedar Dirty Little Secret Contest
Prize: $20,000 Trip to Vegas
How to Enter:  Give them a li'l cleaning tip and dirty little secret about how you clean

I've heard the phrase 'you're only as sick as your secrets'....if that's the case, I should be running an ongoing fever.  I saw the movie The Debt last night (ruuul good, btw).  Dame Lady Countess Helen Miren is holding onto her own secret which majorrrrrr!  I was like 'Helliiiiiin!!!!'
These secrets eat. us. up.
There's a whole website dedicated to annonymously posting your secrets

What's cathardic about sharing these is that you can identify with other people and not feel so cray cray about what's going on in your life.  I mean, If I'M going through it, I bet about half the rest of the world is too (though I honestly never wished I was black.  Not for any particular reason.  Latin, maybes.)

A couple I need to get off my own chest...

When I see Greenpeace volunteers on the street in my direction, I get out my phone and pretend to be on a call.

I have a facial tic that goes bananas when I get nervous and I think things aren't going to be ok
(it's doing it right now).  

I can put down two pints of Haagen Dasz back to back in minutes.  I feel high, then I feel shame.

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