Today's Contest: American Express Publishing Sweepstakes
Prize: One million dollars (holding pinky to my mouth)
How to Enter: Mail in entry that was sent to me in the mail (very Publishers Clearing House)
I think that they want me to buy a magazine here, or something. I opted NOT to get my two month free subscription to Travel and Leisure..as that would be putting the cart before the horse. Once I HAVE the mill, then I'll start taking a look at Trav& Leizsh so I can plan how to fall of face of the earth for a while on my travels. Bali sounds nice, or Argentina....Then again so does anywhere that isn't the hell oven that is NYC right now. I have these exestetial moments where I feel like I'm melting and I need to check that I'm not a puddle. And what makes matters worse, is it's practically impossible to look keyyy-uute-skies these days because one finds oneself dripping with sweat. Perhaps it's about taking a lesson from the hipster caste....not leaving the house until the evening.... and wearing women's shorts. HE sure looks comfortable. May be be the shorts. More likely 3 Klonopin mixed with that Corona. I'm puttin my money on that.
Beat the heat with booze and pills!
Thanks gay hispterrrrrrr......
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