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It's Hot.
(pause)
(sweat)
I'm hot.
(deep breath)
So I gave in and ate ice cream.
Like. Alot of of ice cream. Like I bought a flavor of Haagen Dasz, ate half of it, decided I didn't love it, so I bought plain vanilla and a sleeve of oreos and made Blizzards in a bowl.
(stomach distends slightly)
Now I feel sick.
(considers bulimia. thinks better of it. considers it again).
And depressed.
(switches TV channel)
And Oprah is on now talking about her struggle with weight loss.
It's all too much.
But somehow I muster up the strength to pose and take a picture of myself in this outcast state.
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