Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Day 168: Legal Wreck

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Legal issues can be a li'l vague here in VanCougar BC.  From clothing to drugs, it's a weee bit gray-ish.
I visited Wreck beach today.  The place is amazeballs...heavy on the word's a clothing optional beach.  But for the first time in my life-skees, this is a place where you kinda actually want to see some of the folks the way mutha naycha made them.
Not only that, but you've got some of these same (most attractive) naked folk are selling semi-questionable goodies.  Like hotdog vendors at a baseball game, you've  got a sexy sarong clad guy calling out, "Ganga goodies...satisfy you soul with a cannabis treat".   Another (admittedly less sexy fella) is walking around in just a camo jacket kinda sorta whisper/yelling, "Magic Mushrooms...I've got Magic Mushrooms".  One wonders if he is an actual vendor or is just really high.
Better believe I'm going back tomorrow...cuz I think it's healthy to be by the ocean when ever I can be.

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