The School of Massage Therapy at SOLEX Medical Academy in Wheeling, Illinois is hosting a contest to name their new skeleton. They have a regular size one named Jersey and are looking to name their new ‘little skeleton’. They didn’t specify if it was a male or female, so the name race was wide open.This is the pic from their website. Clearly, even after death, people are obsessed with making Xerox copies of their butt. Crazy Bones you are an office animal!
So Oscar is the name that I officially submitted to the contest.
A big brother
Tall (it was hard to come up with something else…I was a kid)
Eats lot of candy
Wants Garbage Pail Kid cards