Thursday, June 23, 2011

Day 157: Bad Carma

2011 Total Earnings:  $12,297

Today's Contest: Chrysler: Lucky Day Car Giveaway
Prize:  A Brand new caaaahhhhr (said in my Prize is Right Game Show Host Voice)
How to enter:

I landed in Chicago today for my mom's wedding (she's getting married toLarry Weinstein.
Mazel Tov!).  The cab that picked us up was a bit of a nightmaarrrrre.  He didn't know how to get to my mom's place.  His credit card machine didn't work.  He didn't have air conditioning.  When I asked him if he at least had a fan, he said Yes, and opened the windows all the way.  I kept my cool (even with out AC).   Then in a slow motion movie kind of moment, there was a screech of brakes and my body lurched forward as we were hit from behind.  Ouch-skees.  I still kind of feel the pain in my neck.  Nothing too major happened, fortunately, but I am certainly going to milk this one as hard as I can from my siblings this wedding weekend....
"Can you pleeeeeeeze get me a sandwich...I was in an accident."
"Can you pleeeeeze hand me the remote...I was in an accident"
"Can you pleeeeeze just give me 20 Dollars...I was in an accident"

This is the shitty taxi.....booooooooo!!!!!!

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