2011 Total Earnings: $11,562
Today's Contest: Company Store 100 Giveaways in 2011
Prizes: Various Daily bedding giveaways: like sheets, and quilts and pillows. But then also a grand prize of $100,000. Maydge.
How to enter: Here ya go...
The Company store is hosting this 100 days of giveaways to celbrate their 100th Birthday. They have some really gorge stuff like down comforters & pillow shams ('shams' makes me laugh..particularly when I say it like Cher….”Shaoohms”
I’m actually on my way to Vegas, where Cher just closed a big show (again I’m saying ‘show’ like Cher, with a kind of horse whinney shot gun vibrato at the end "Shooohohohohohohow”
I really am on my way to Vegas…like literally right now I’m like 30,000 feet in the air. I'm right now looking down on Nebraska. Home of the great plains…and the setting for Children of the Corn.
Anyway…whuuuuut…. Children of the Corn…Cher…Shaoohms…right….bedding.
So on the Company Store website they actually have a section on how to get a better nights sleep. S'nice of them. Here's some helpful tips...
If you’re a stomach sleeper, get a soft pillow, if you’re a side sleeper, a medium-firm one
and you’ll want something totally firm if you sleep on your back.
Or if you’re generally a lonely sleeper, you'll want to surround yourself with
Japanimation Jonas brother pillows.
|She's laughing...on the outside.|
They also suggest going to bed around the same time each night. Totally do that. It's like clockwork...I pass out on the couch right after crashing from a sugar coma induced from inhaling a sleeve of oreos….just after the credits roll on a re-run of the Simpsons where that lady who's sitting alone in the movie theater shushes another person in the audience. She's angry (read: lonely). She could use a Jonas brother pillow.