(I'm including my Barbie check before payouts)
Today's Contest: Recipe.com Grocery Sweepstakes
Prize: $5,000 to purchase groceries for a year
How to enter: Online submission. You can enter once a day until the drawing on April 30th.
Ok seriously, if I'm really going to actually for real up my chances of winning one of these multi entry sweepstakes, I think I'm going to need to make a list of all the websites, and number of time I've entered, and this and that and blah blah blah blah blaaaaahhhhh (sung on a well placed middle C). This means doing something that is like totally counter intuitive. This means I would probably need to create...I can't even say it...oh, gawwwwd why (shaking fists at sky)....deep breaths...ok....create an excel spreadsheet....EEE EEE EEE EEE (murderous knife sounds). I hate them. They baffle me. I always screw them up at work, and when I tell people I don't know how to do one, they look at me like I'm speaking Farsi. Excel spreadsheets are from the devil. I tell you, the devil
Here are some other things, besides spread sheets, created by the devil himself...
Running shoes with toes