Day 31: Garden State Haiku

2011 Earnings so far:  $1,735.50

Today's Contests:

New Jersey Courrier News Cash Sweepstakes

Kame All Natural Asian Food:  Oriental Express Trip

Prizes:  $500 from Jersey.  Big Ol' trip from Kame

In honor of these two contests I thought I would marry East and West (of the Hudson River), by writing a Haiku blending the two...

Spray tan says Guido.

But plunging neck line says gay.

Where the f am I?